london buses

UK bus operator Stagecoach has created a very basic bus manual for passengers that includes tips, such as “first of all decide on what bus you need” and “signal for the driver to stop.” I’ve been riding buses in London since January 2006 so I think I’m qualified to give tips as well. Here’s what you should keep in mind when braving the London bus system.

  1. If you’re able-bodied, always sit in the back of the bus or on the second level of a double decker. Otherwise, you risk the wrath of senior citizens who will not hesitate to call you selfish and inconsiderate.
  2. If you are pushing a stroller, be sure to put the brakes on or your child may get the ride of his life!
  3. Buy an Oyster card to save money. It’s especially wonderful when the card reader is broken. You won’t be charged a pence but those using cash will still have to pay!
  4. Flag down the bus even when you shouldn’t have to at stops that are not marked “request stop.” I cannot count the number of times buses have whizzed by me when it should have been a mandatory stop on the route.
  5. Many double decker buses are much warmer on the second level so if you overheat easily, sit on the bottom, not on top.
  6. Do not count on the bus driver to tell you where to get off. Even if you’ve asked them for help, they may forget or simply not care. It’s easier to check your map to see when you’ve passed the streets in the vicinity of your destination.
  7. Allow yourself at least an extra 15-30 minutes when journeying on public transportation subject to traffic conditions and other situations that crop up. Like the time when we got 3/4 of the way home and our bus stalled at the stop so we had to get out and wait for the next one.
  8. Always bring reading/listening material.
  9. This is a tip from my friend Lisa – pop pain reliever before getting on to ward off any stress-induced headaches.
  10. If at all possible, WALK. (On the other hand, mathematicians have calculated that if both bus and walking are equally attractive, it’s better to wait for the bus.)

Got any other bus tips to share?

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