Lipstick on a Pig
Posted by Cottontimer on 03 Oct 2007 | Tagged as: Funny, Quotes
mdmhvonpa of White Lightning Axiom sure has a way with words. Referring to a woman who repeatedly blocks the access lane of a handicapped parking (HP) spot:
Speaking of suckage, on Monday I found the HP-Hostile woman had parked her car in the slot again. The kids asked me if I were going to write her a note. I said no, that would be like putting lipstick on a pig. A lot of effort and it would still be a pig. I’m kinda hoping they repeat that if we see her next time.
Maybe that’s why I’ve never bothered with lipstick.
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Hsien, you don’t need lipstick. You’re beautiful without it.
Thanks, Robyn. You’re so kind! I wear other make-up besides lipstick, though.
I know a few people with chair lift vans that just LOVE people that park in the ’shaded’ area of a handicapped spot. Apparently, you only have to open your side door and hit their car with your chair lift once, then call the police and get THEM ticketed, before they start watching where they park a little better!
heh Perfect revenge. Suffer the consequences!
Here in the UK they have parent-child parking. Those get violated even more often than handicapped spots but I guess it’s to be expected.
Heh … sometimes I’m amazed that the stuff which spews out of my mouth has not gotten me into trouble. Well, trouble that would land me in prison …
I’m thinking about ‘booting’ her car one day. Problem is that she will KNOW it was me. I think I’m going to go out and buy a ‘no parking’ sign and gorilla glue it to the wall. Just as good measure.
mdmhvonpa, You’re a riot. I can’t imagine what kind of crazy PG-13 stuff you say when the kids aren’t around.
Hehe, I’m sure I have already told the tale of a lady who used to leave her car parked in our parking spot, because she had three cars, and only one place. Every morning I’d say
“I see Pig-breath has left her car here again.”
The day I crashed my car, Mr Pig-breath kindly offered to take the kids home while I sorted everything out. When a couple of hours later I was walking them home 4yr old Poll said;
“You know her name isn’t really Pig-breath, it’s Gloria.”
Snowy, LOLOL Thank you for the smile and laughs!!
Yes, I’ve heard similar from a farmer friend out in Norfolk…and he’s tried wigs, lacy underwear, mascara, everything…
db
David, You neglected to say that your farmer friend was trying out all that gear on you!!
Ooh, err, missus
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