Junk Mail
Posted by Cottontimer on 21 May 2007 | Tagged as: London, Thoughts
One of the weirdest things about living in a house in London is the mail slot in the front door. I have never had mail shoved directly into my home. CHING! KERTHUNK! Each morning, the noise of the metal flap flying up to hit the door and the mail thudding to the ground make me jump out of my seat.
In California, we had a mailbox at the end of our driveway. In Baltimore, I had a box in the lobby of the apartment building. Same goes for Taiwan and Japan. In Vietnam, we got so few pieces of mail that they were slid under the door or hand delivered. Half of what we received had to be picked up from the post office anyway because they’d been opened for inspection in case we were trying to smuggle in who knows what contraband.
Today I came to another realization. This is the first time we’ve gotten junk mail in years. From my estimate, my parents in California get around 10 pieces of junk mail a day. We get about 2-3. Today, an envelope arrived from Oxfam with a free sachet of fairtrade coffee, a Sky TV advertisement, and some sort of home learning college brochure. The only junk mail I find remotely helpful are the delivery menus although most of those restaurants are absolute rubbish.
What junk mail did you get today?
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I wouldn’t complain about free coffee showing up in my mailbox!
Hello there!!! So nice to see you. Must catch up sometime soon. I’ll send you the free coffee next time.
What do you mean, your mail was never shoved into your house before???
it must be so strange living in the states (and all the other places you have lived in)having to walk down to the mailbox. These countries have very lazy postal workers (or maybe very over worked ones). Which I suppose why you never hear of canadian mail carriers “going postal”.
As for junk mail, today I got my mastercard bill….and a thank you card from a couple whose wedding I played at last summer. I consider both to be pieces of junk. It takes people 10 months to write thank you notes to someone who played at their wedding (for free???. That is ridiculous. I should have been the first to get a thank you card.
Hope the tardiness was worth throwing away the friendship.
By the way, in case you are feeling sorry for these people. Don’t! If they cant say thank you in a timely manner, they don’t deserve your pity.
Don’t you just love how I can come onto your blog…and make everything about me
Thank you for the free content.
feel free to reciprocate on my blog any time you like