Generally speaking, I don’t have a weird relationship with food. I eat pretty much whatever I want within reason. I’m not allergic to anything and I don’t deny myself anything I really want to enjoy. The only problem I have with food is…I don’t like to eat in front of people I don’t know very well.

When I was in college, I never ever went down to the food hall on my own. And if I didn’t have anyone to eat with, I would sometimes go down to get some food to bring back up to my room or I would simply skip the meal. Even now, I don’t like dining alone in public. Having a coffee and something to eat in the morning at Starbucks all by myself is more than enough adventure for me. And I never just sit there and eat, I always have a magazine or the paper to read.

So, I have a confession.

*BIG BREATH*

I don’t like breakfast meetings. I don’t like lunch meetings. I don’t like dinner meetings.

I never eat the food served at seminars. I never go to something just because of the free food.

I’m way too self-conscious to eat properly and always manage to spill something, choke, or get food stuck between my teeth. Food is too messy and involved for me to be able to talk and act intelligently at the same time.

Broccoli Cheddar Quiche FamilyBut, I can’t avoid it. So I’m making a list of safe foods to eat at meetings with people I don’t know very well and who I’m trying to impress.

  1. Soup
  2. Quiche
  3. Pasta (but not spaghetti because it’s too hard to control)
  4. Risotto
  5. Fish (no beef or chicken because it gets stuck between your teeth)
  6. Cake

Got any other safe food suggestions for me?

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