Smiley Face Oreos, Box of 6On the way home from grocery shopping on Sunday, Stephen was looking out the window and was jabbering on as usual. For no particular reason, he started talking about the different colors someone’s face would change into depending on what they were doing.

  • If you watch too much TV, your face will be blue.
  • If you play with too many toys, your face will be white.
  • If you eat too much junk food or when the worms are dead (?!), your face will be black.
  • If the streetlights are off, your face will be silver.
  • If the trees are down and broken, your face will be silver yellow.
  • If the house is down, your face will be red.
  • If you choke, your face will be green.
  • If you do something crazy, your face will be rainbow and hearts.
  • If you have no gas, your face will be pink.
  • If you cut all the leaves down, your face will be gold.
  • If when the sign says turn, your face will be purple.
  • If there’s a flat fat ball, your face will be brown.
  • If the car is flat, your face will be orange.

Any child psychologists around to interpret all this for me?!