This question for Philip Howard of The Times Modern Times reminded me of my previous investigation into the derivation of OK.

As a recent arrival in the UK, I have noticed that it is common practice to greet people with the phrase ?all right?? as opposed to ?how are you??. What is the appropriate response to this greeting? ~Daniel O?Neill, London

This conventional greeting is, as you observe, a recent formula. The apparent inquiry after your wellbeing is not forensic. It is a category mistake to reply with a description of your haemorrhoids. ?All right?? is brisk and breezy, appropriate for our casual times. You may reply, ?OK, thank-you?, or ?Frittermywig?. I tend to say, ?So far, so good?.

The first time I was asked “All right?” by one of the other mothers, I was taken by surprise and didn’t quite know how to answer. Now I say “All right?” myself. It’s sure to throw some people off the next time I visit California.

PS A book that might address my perpetual confusion: Bum Bags and Fanny Packs : A British-American American-British Dictionary.

Bum Bags and Fanny Packs : A British-American American-British Dictionary