True Wife Confession #016

Yes, I washed the chicken. I have been rinsing the chicken for 15 years. You do not have to ask me EVERY TIME if I have washed the god damn chicken. If my plan were to give you salmonella, it would have happened a long time ago.

My True Wife Confession

(Gee, it isn’t easy to think of one.)

When I tell you I don’t care about surprises or gifts on Mother’s Day or my birthday, it’s not true. I am still thrilled when you get me something out of the blue like the silver Georg Jensen heart necklace you gave me for an early anniversary present. Thank you, Dear!

What’s your true wife confession?

Tip from Christina.

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