Death Predictor
Posted by Cottontimer on 05 Jun 2006 | Tagged as: Memes and Quizzes
Cottontimer: At age 92, your head will explode after being exposed to Britney Spears for thirty-six consecutive hours!
What it should really say:
Cottontimer: At age 33, your head will explode after Wanadoo/Orange denies you broadband for more than two consecutive months.
via Krissy
Oops, forgot the link to the death predictor.
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LOL Oh you poor poor thing. Stop letting those horrid Wanadoo-dooers get to you!!!
WAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Uff-da … lots o heads exploding ’cause of modern do-hickies. Perchance you move to the Northern Woods and fergit all that modern gimickery.
I have been reading your dial-up hell dispatches with true fear and trepidation in prepping for my own future without DSL….
There is no choice in broadband in the UK?
Do you want me to find the president of Wanadoo’s e-mail? We’ve annoyed Verizon here (but got it fixed) by e-mailing the president!
mdmhvonpa: LOL Thanks for making me laugh today. I really needed it.
Kristina: If I had chosen dial-up to begin with, I would be perfectly ok. I’m still able to get my stuff done on dial-up. It’s being given the run around that’s driving me mad!!
Leslie: Thanks!! Because of recent changes, there are now a lot of ISP’s in the UK but there is quite a big of growing pains. Thanks for offering to find the email of the president for me. I was able to locate the email of someone high up but from what I’ve read of others who’ve tried to contact him, they get absolutely no response at all.
The work ethics here are totally different than in the U.S. and Singapore.