mdmhvonpa from White Lightning tagged me for this meme. How could I say no to such a nice guy?

The rule is that I’m supposed to select 5 occupations (even though mdmhvonpa only did 3, slacker) and describe them as they would apply to me. The jobs come from the list shown below the cut. Then, I’m supposed to coerce 3 other people to do the same, but I’m too lazy to do that so you’re all off the hook!


If I could be a scientist … If I could be a farmer … If I could be a musician … If I could be a doctor … If I could be a painter … If I could be a gardener … If I could be a missionary … If I could be a chef … If I could be an architect … If I could be a linguist … If I could be a psychologist … If I could be a librarian … If I could be an athlete … If I could be a lawyer … If I could be an inn-keeper … If I could be a professor … If I could be a writer … If I could be a llama-rider … If I could be a bonnie pirate … If I could be an astronaut … If I could be a world famous blogger … If I could be a justice on any one court in the world … If I could be married to any current famous political figure …

If I could be a librarian, I would want to be the one assigned to the library on wheels. I’d harrass people at shopping malls to read and give them personalized book recommendations.

If I could be a lawyer, I would counter-sue all those idiots who file frivolous lawsuits. I’d especially target those who don’t claim any personal responsibility for their own actions like the woman who sued cereal companies because lower-sugar cereals aren’t much better than normal versions.

If I could be married to any current famous political figure, I would make sure women’s and health issues were at the top of his agenda. I would make sure that warfare and politics were at the bottom.

Those were the only three jobs that appeal to me and which I would never be qualified to do.

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